Tired of Your Job?

Tired of working 40 hours or more a week just to feed and clothe your family?

Would you like to sleep late, watch the soaps all day, coon hunt all night and still have all the benefits of a full-time job?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then you should consider moving to

Kentucky, The Welfare State

To qualify for full Kentucky welfare benefits, you must quit your job, if you currently have one, and move to this free-loaders paradise! You will instantly begin receiving the following:

• Free housing
• Free utilities
• Free food
• Free cash (for cigarettes, beer, lottery tickets, dope, etc.)

This program is not limited to 3 or 6 months like other states. In Kentucky, you can collect for life, and then pass the tradition on to your children. We pride ourselves on womb-to-tomb coverage. Some of our recipients are 3^rd and 4^th generation families.

If you are interested in receiving all of these benefits without working for a living, just call.

The Kentucky Department of Social Services

1-800-FREELOAD

(Even the call is free)